Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Pussy Doctor

So you are orgasm deprived and needy....the epicentre of your femininity is neglected and craves loving and satisfying attention....your libido demands that you be pleasured....exquisitely and endlessly.

Consider a visit to Dr. Phisnarus (The Silver Pussygobbler), Professor Emeritus at Cunnilingus College. Semi-retired but still dedicated to the ancient and noble art of eating pussy. I will provide the ultimate cure for what ails you -- orgasmic bliss. Your private appointment will offer discretion and comfort including flickering scented candles, the beverage of your choice, herb if you like, and the loving and lewd attention of renowned pussy aficionado Dr. P.

Our session will include discussion about your sexuality, history and preferences; breast examination (with or without nipple clamps); anal exam (optional); and of course, intimate examination and stimulation of your genitalia, including taste and toy tests. Legs widespread, feet restrained in stirrups (or resting comfortably in imaginary ones), you will be visually, manually and orally inspected, probed, explored and enjoyed. Expect vibrating instruments, dildos of all sizes, diddling fingers and a tireless insatiable tongue. Your erotic and orgasmic limits will be explored and possibly expanded, especially if you ride the famous Sybian orgasm machine until you collapse in quivering whimpering orgasmic bliss. Your eager compliance, willingness to explore and experiment, and verbal participation are encouraged at all times.

You leave with that certain smile on your face, after booking another appointment for tomorrow.

I am also available for emergency house calls, 24/7.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Dr. Phisnarus is available 24/7 I would most definitely have him on speed dial, as well as booking regular appointments for 'treatment'.
J

Peter Phisnarus said...

At your service dear lady, 24/7.

Anonymous said...

Why can't OHIP cover this?! I'd make so many appointments.

Peter Phisnarus said...

The cost of my sevices is completely covered -- and you do not have to present a valid OHIP card.

Anonymous said...

Crazy story! We found some stirrups online that we now incorporate into our love making that fit on any bed or portable massage table. They are called economy exam stirrups.